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BARE GRYLLZ HEER!

Posted by SardonicSamurai - January 29th, 2009


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We have 1.5 feet of snow on the ground. I got bored, and college was canceled. I also didn't want to bother with YOU INTERNET PEOPLE. This is a Parody of Discoverys "Man Vs Wild" series.

High Quality isn't available yet :(


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That, is fucking brilliant.

Internet people

YA. THAT'S RIGHT MALACHY.

YOU WORLD WIDE WEBBERZ.

ROFL, The ending was fucking hilarious.

You've won my heart

AN' NAO I GAWTTA COOK IT FO SURVIVAL.

Sard, I think i love you.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me.

No mo.

Haha that was wonderful.

Love it

but this is nothing liek Bear D=
this could be a good parody if you made it relate to Bear and not just a survival show

A lot of his stuff is fake. It was obvious when it actually said that stuff before the show started. Situations would be presented to him that he'd have to "teach" the viewers how to deal with it. The show's a mix of "real" and "not so real" things. On the letterman show he admitted to sleeping with his camera crew at nearby motels or makeshift lodges.

We had so much snow here that our power was out yesterday for a good 12 hours or so. I live in south west ohio.

we had about 8-10 inches that day, but we already had a good foot on the snow in our yard, so we were traversing through around 20-22 inches of snow, lol.

I envy you. It's been over 110 Fahrenheit in Australia. I have never been in snow since I went up to New York.

Aww, I thought your title said "Bare Girls Here" :(

Should've made some kind of contraption to catch the wild animal... maybe next episode?

Great movie! Let's break it down to the basis.

Graphics: Holy shit! What have you used? Macro-adobe 37 from 2048 or something? The quality is amazing, almost lifelike! and i've never seen such fast loadtime with no stuttering at all!

Sound: This must have cost a fortune, getting the best sound engineers of the world to capture and edit so the character's voice is actually fading so realisticly, not to mention the life-like wind sounds that come at just the right moment.

Story: If something is to be called epic, it would be this 10 fold. From beginning to end, it was a masterpiece with action, humor, drama, and horror. All combined in an 8 minute package.

Atmoshpere: There is a perfect mixture between fun and horror, especially the end was not to be viewed under the age of 16. I've learned a great deal about Ohio now, and i salute you for risking your life to show us how life-threatening it is there!

lol i live in northeast ohio

lol that dog was like a jack russel

lucky duck all got was about .3 centimeters

*fapfapfap*

haha, funny shit.

DUDE that was the funniest shit ever! I actually thought you were Bear Grills with all the stupid shit you did. Also I don't get why they call it Man vs. Wild, since it isn't just him but a whole crew of people video taping with medical teams standing by so when he got hurt doing his stupid shit. (Which I really hoped he got hurt) O'well I guess they couldn't put a bunch of stupid jackasses vs. the New York zoo. Discovery channel "Look at the dumbass we found!" Needless to say I am a Survivorman kind of guy at least he lives through the hardship by himself.

dear god it was like a british foamy has posessed you that was fucking amazing!

Northeast Ohio? Bowling Green?

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