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I Hate Dreams

Posted by SardonicSamurai - October 31st, 2010

Because my subconscious is a dick.

First: I have a routine I follow before heading to work each day. My alarm goes off at 5:30am. I wake up, set it to go off again at 5:45am, sleep, wake at 5:45am, set it for 6:00am, go back to sleep, and wake at 6am. (Shut up I know it's stupid but it works so fuck off ya dig?)

So, I wake up at 5:30 and set my alarm. I go to bed, and then wake again at 5:45. Set it again, and then I wake up again, only to see that it's 5:30am, AGAIN. I freak out, worrying that I might have accidentally reset the clock rather than the alarm, found that I hadn't, and went back to sleep. I woke up again, and it was 6:30am. That's when I'm supposed to go to work. I freak out again, but for whatever reason, I set it and went back to sleep rather than rushing to go to work.

I hear my alarm, and it's 5:30am...

Fuck dreams.

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Jexx3 2010-10-31 17:58:56

hahaha... that's funny X3

Miccool 2010-10-31 18:12:51

Your dreams suck. Why can't you just dream about falling off a cliff and dying, that'd be so much easier

DylanJames 2010-10-31 18:16:04

Haha, I have dreams like that all the time. I think I'm getting up and actually going about my morning then wake up all of a sudden. It can happen several times before I finally force myself to get up so it stops.

FlashfireEX 2010-10-31 18:16:31

Your subconscious trolled you. : D

tehslaphappy 2010-10-31 18:37:36

pwnt.

Red-Nova 2010-10-31 18:41:01

How do you know it's a dream and not that you're traveling in time? How do you know that's an alarm clock and not a time machine? How do you know you're awake right now? Why won't I shut up?

SardonicSamurai 2010-10-31 18:41:01

Because you watched Inception.

HighWay 2010-10-31 19:21:58

At least you can have dreams. :(

Kamikaye 2010-10-31 19:43:43

That shows how your morning routine has been carved into your neurons :D

lawlmaster 2010-10-31 20:36:17

That seems full of anxiety to me.

Mufanza 2010-10-31 20:37:04

Lulz : D
So my dreams are usually awesome, but sometimes, they are super-duper-mega awesome. For this, I've decided to learn how to remember them in the morning.
So I'm writting myself a dream journal now.
Once in the summer, I had the BEST DREAM EVER. When I woke up, I immediately started writting it down, so I won't forget it. When I finished writting it, I woke up again only to find out that I was just dreaming about writting the awesome dream... And what's worse, I couldn't remember what the awesome dream was about at all :C

JoSilver 2010-10-31 22:35:24

Well, dreams can be a sort of dress rehearsal for life. The next time something like this actually happens to you, you'll know better.

Valca 2010-10-31 23:40:38

This could be a dream right now! i could be a figment of your imagination! You could be pregnant! %u6211%u73FE%u5728%u53EF%u80FD%u662F%
u4E00!!!!

SardonicSamurai 2010-10-31 23:40:38

I've been pregnant for 3 months if it were a dream I'd be real pissed like I want my fuckin kid right now.

Shikamarana 2010-11-01 00:45:27

It could be worse. You could have been late.

I Hate Dreams

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