Oh hello there newgrounds people! Are you interested in the NG Movie Jam? Would you like someone to voice your characters? Are you tired of political nonsense on your television? Do you hate being alone? If you answered yes to any of these questions, perhaps I may be of assistance! I make a great life partner!

Also I do voices and stuff!

If you require help in anything else, I do some artsy fartsy stuff too! Woah! What a deal! And for free too! It's like I'm giving myself away! I'm like a cheap whore, but without all the sexy diseases! HOT HOT HOT!