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SardonicSamurai
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Steve V @SardonicSamurai

Age 36, Male

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Joined on 9/15/05

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Okie Dokey

YOU HAVE FAILED.

You are bored? Well, get a life! Douchebag!

YOU HAVE FAILED.

:V QUACK!
Entertained?
I could come over, we live like, half an hour away or something.

YOU HAVE FAILED.

YOU HAVE FAILED.

YOU HAVE FAILED.

What's the olympic event for athletes who don't like coffee?

The Decafalon.

YOU HAVE FAILED.

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HANK HILL HAS FAILED.

Dammit.

YOU HAVE FAILED AS WELL.

STILL. FAIL.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNgL0E2BFEM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNgL0E 2BFEM</a>

If you don't find that entertaining, well, humanity as a whole has failed. If an asteroid were headed toward Earth, I'd say "Well, thats ok."

YOU HAVE FAILED.

I'll come by your house in a minute and we'll have the time of our lives.

(NOW 2 HOURS LATER I LEFT THIS COMMENT OPEN WHILE WE HAD THE TIME OF OUR LIVES)
I win, yeah?

I HAD A HORRIBLE TIME.

FAIL.

You could critique my flash...

OR I COULD NOT.

FAIL.

<a href="http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/archive/releases/2004/07/text/">http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/arch ive/releases/2004/07/text/</a>

<a href="http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1240380779762.gif">http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?ima ge=1240380779762.gif</a>

blows my mind every time i think about it.

YOU HAVE FAILED.

if babies are brought by storks, where do baby storks come from?!?!?

WHEN A MAN STORK LOVES A WOMEN STORK. DUH.

FAIL.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a bag of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

WHAT A WASTE OF BABIES.

FAIL.

First turn the lights out.

LIGHTS STAY ON.

FAIL.

i dont care if i failed.
<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/jigga-boo/keotah/jigga-BOO.jpg?o=8">http://media.photobucket.com/image/ji gga-boo/keotah/jigga-BOO.jpg?o=8</a>

I'M GLAD YOU DON'T CARE

FAILURE.

<a href="http://cowtax.com">http://cowtax.com</a> Trust me.. this will keep you busy and entertained.

I AM NO COW AND I ALREADY FILED MY TAXES.

FAIL.

NO U

U KNOW U FAILED.

www.lemonparty.org
brix will be shat.

I'LL SHIT YOU OUT AS BRICKS.

FAIL.

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