Entertain me.
Bee doop
Age 36, Male
Work
College
Joined on 9/15/05
You are bored? Well, get a life! Douchebag!
YOU HAVE FAILED.
:V QUACK!
Entertained?
I could come over, we live like, half an hour away or something.
YOU HAVE FAILED.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dGhqzYPHsg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dGhqz YPHsg</a>
Prepare to lol
YOU HAVE FAILED.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xddhKQje41M&NR=1">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xddhKQ je41M&NR=1</a>
YOU HAVE FAILED.
What's the olympic event for athletes who don't like coffee?
The Decafalon.
YOU HAVE FAILED.
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HANK HILL HAS FAILED.
Dammit.
YOU HAVE FAILED AS WELL.
How about this?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGKJbyzKpBc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGKJby zKpBc</a>
Or this?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKK8x_ONgrs&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKK8x_
ONgrs&feature=related</a>
STILL. FAIL.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNgL0E2BFEM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNgL0E 2BFEM</a>
If you don't find that entertaining, well, humanity as a whole has failed. If an asteroid were headed toward Earth, I'd say "Well, thats ok."
YOU HAVE FAILED.
I'll come by your house in a minute and we'll have the time of our lives.
(NOW 2 HOURS LATER I LEFT THIS COMMENT OPEN WHILE WE HAD THE TIME OF OUR LIVES)
I win, yeah?
I HAD A HORRIBLE TIME.
FAIL.
You could critique my flash...
OR I COULD NOT.
FAIL.
<a href="http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/archive/releases/2004/07/text/">http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/arch ive/releases/2004/07/text/</a>
<a href="http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1240380779762.gif">http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?ima ge=1240380779762.gif</a>
blows my mind every time i think about it.
YOU HAVE FAILED.
if babies are brought by storks, where do baby storks come from?!?!?
WHEN A MAN STORK LOVES A WOMEN STORK. DUH.
FAIL.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a bag of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
WHAT A WASTE OF BABIES.
FAIL.
First turn the lights out.
LIGHTS STAY ON.
FAIL.
i dont care if i failed.
<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/jigga-boo/keotah/jigga-BOO.jpg?o=8">http://media.photobucket.com/image/ji gga-boo/keotah/jigga-BOO.jpg?o=8</a>
I'M GLAD YOU DON'T CARE
FAILURE.
<a href="http://cowtax.com">http://cowtax.com</a> Trust me.. this will keep you busy and entertained.
I AM NO COW AND I ALREADY FILED MY TAXES.
FAIL.
NO U
U KNOW U FAILED.
www.lemonparty.org
brix will be shat.
I'LL SHIT YOU OUT AS BRICKS.
FAIL.
FrozenFire
Okie Dokey
SardonicSamurai
YOU HAVE FAILED.