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SardonicSamurai
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Steve V @SardonicSamurai

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I'm Older :C

Posted by SardonicSamurai - February 6th, 2011


Twenty three years old.

To think, ten years ago I was masturbating furiously to internet porn.

I think I'll celebrate by masturbating furiously.

Also they're holding a Super Bowl in my honor. Gonna watch the game with a bunch of friends and pretend every time they cheer it's for me.


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Can I say happy birthday even though it's not Feb. 6 where I live? :)

happy birthday, steve :)

Thank ya kundleh ^u^

!yadhtrib yppaH

Yappy Burffday random stranger!

BOO HOO IM 23 WAAAAA

WHEN I WAS 13 THE INTERNET CONSISTED OF GREEN TEXT ON A BLACK SCREEN AND TYPING TO A FRIEND OVER MY 2400 BAUD MODEM

FLERIJFELRIJFGWERIJ

shut up grandpa and go back to the matrix you old coot. You're smelly and think $5 in a card is sufficient for a birthday. Maybe i'd visit more if you'd stop pinching my cheeks.

Happy fucking birthday, fucker!

Happy Birthday man! Hope you have a good one.

Babby Hirthday, SamuraiSardonic.

supra browl.

she's my prized forsaken angel

watch the Puppy Bowl instead drererddfdskljsf;slfsd;lfkd

SNAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO

You're muh sista from a notha mista! We gon have a good time dis year :)

Happy Birthday!

Happy 23rd birthday!

You joined when you were 17 years old, so you've been on Newgrounds for approximately 6 years!

Habby Pirfday, have a fun time during the Super Bowl! WOO GREEN BAY!

Congrats! You're an old man, now!

happy birthday! I have the same feelings about birthdays. happy birthday, they say, and Im like thanks... (yeah, so happy...)

you got wished happy birthday by johnnyutah!

Drink Up.