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Total Medals Earned: 324 (From 74 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,500 Points

*Flight*

Medals Earned: 13/23 (170/410 points)

20 Stars 5 Points

Collect 20 stars in a single flight.

High Flyer 5 Points

Reach an altitude of 15m.

Hourglass 5 Points

Be flying for 1 minute.

Lift Off 5 Points

Travel 200m in a single flight.

All Star 10 Points

Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.

Long Haul 10 Points

Travel 1000m in a single flight.

Profit 10 Points

Collect $500 in a single flight.

Second Wind 10 Points

Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.

Swan Dive 10 Points

Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.

Big Money 25 Points

Collect $3000 in a single flight.

Galaxy 25 Points

Collect 100 stars in a single flight.

Supersonic 25 Points

Reach a velocity of 25m/s.

What Happen? 25 Points

Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.

Bird Hunter 10 Points

Reach 5x Crane bonus.

Close Call 10 Points

Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.

Easy Gliding 10 Points

Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.

Flying Low 10 Points

Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.

Daredevil 25 Points

Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.

Efficiency 25 Points

Clear Japan in 30 days or under.

Icarus 25 Points

Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.

The Prophecy 25 Points

Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.

Borbonne-Le-Bonne 50 Points

Clear France in 15 days or under.

Royal Mail 50 Points

Clear England in 8 days or under.

A Bad Taste of Pico

Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)

Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points

Rescue NeNe.

Polygonal Victory 25 Points

Beat the game!

Twice the Fun 25 Points

Rescue Darnell.

Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points

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Meat is Murder 50 Points

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Vulgar Display of Power 50 Points

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A blobs tale 2

Medals Earned: 3/4 (205/255 points)

First Death 5 Points

Life after death

I don't need lives! 100 Points

Finish the game without dying.

Kill the Main Boss 100 Points

Defeat the final boss.

Can't get enough! 50 Points

Replay the game.

Abobo's Big Adventure

Medals Earned: 6/100 (50/2,000 points)

Child Chomper 5 Points

01 - Eat kid

Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points

01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Beardy Basher 10 Points

01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Patience 10 Points

00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Poor Aboboy 10 Points

00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Waste Not 10 Points

01 - Throw kid body

Auto-Assault 5 Points

07 - Get Machine Gun

Bad Call 5 Points

02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Ballooney 5 Points

05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Call A Plumber 5 Points

02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Choices 5 Points

00B - Use level select

Familiar Shape 5 Points

04 - Get the map

Fiery Fury 5 Points

07 - Get Flame Gun

Fighting Chance 5 Points

03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Fish Food 5 Points

02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Idiot 5 Points

04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Lazertagged 5 Points

06 - Get hit by a laser

Lemming Lunacy 5 Points

07 - Get Lemmings Gun

Merbobos 5 Points

02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

Never Give Up 5 Points

00E - Use a continue

No Mercy 5 Points

03 - Execute the Fatality move

Soap On A Dope 5 Points

07 - Kill showering guy

Spread The Love 5 Points

07 - Get Spread Gun

Where To? 5 Points

04 - Get the compass

Acid Bath 10 Points

08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision

Bigger Boat 10 Points

02 - Defeat Jaws

Blocktorock 10 Points

04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Bloody Bobo 10 Points

00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Bombs Away 10 Points

07 - Use Rage move on level 7

Bonkers 10 Points

05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Death Blossom 10 Points

05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Flurry Frag 10 Points

04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room

Have A Seat 10 Points

05 - Use a chair on the Amazon

Icy Escape 10 Points

07 - Break out of ice after being frozen

Ironic 10 Points

01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Mega Blast 10 Points

06 - Use Rage move on level 6

Police Patrol 10 Points

03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Pro Wrestler 10 Points

05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match

Projectile Power 10 Points

04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Punchy Power 10 Points

08 - Use Rage move on level 8

Pushy 10 Points

04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Reap This 10 Points

05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers

Reaper Runner 10 Points

05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them

Risky 10 Points

05 - Jump off the top rope

Robopopped 10 Points

07 - Kill Robocop

Rocky Rage 10 Points

01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Slowpoke 10 Points

04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter 10 Points

00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support

Super Slash 10 Points

04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

The Code 10 Points

07 - Use the Contra Code properly

Typhoon Time 10 Points

02 - Use Rage move on level 2

Walk On Water 10 Points

04 - Get the ladder

A Winner Is Me 25 Points

05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move

Abobo Appetizers 25 Points

02 - Eat at least 50 enemies

Anger Issues 25 Points

04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Bloody Chum 25 Points

02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Chair Massacre 25 Points

05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon

Die Dragon Die 25 Points

04 - Kill Aquamentus

Fooled You 25 Points

01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Forklift Foul 25 Points

01 - Defeat boss

Kong Punt 25 Points

01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Krang Bang 25 Points

07 - Destroy Krangby

Mac Attack 25 Points

08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1

Manhandled 25 Points

04 - Kill Manhandla

Mega Mashed 25 Points

06 - Defeat Megabobo

Mmm Beefy 25 Points

04 - Get the beef

No Fatty Pop 25 Points

04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

Skynet Stopper 25 Points

06 - Defeat Robobobo

Turtle Power 25 Points

07 - Defeat Krang

Balloon Master 50 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once

Barf-O-Rama 50 Points

07 - Kill giant Kirby

Champ 50 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1

Elderly Execution 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (without beef)

Extra Abobo 50 Points

06 - Pick up an extra life

It's So Bad 50 Points

08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac

Meatspin 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

Mega Master 50 Points

06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once

Super Soldier 50 Points

07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once

War Hero 50 Points

07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once

Balloon Jedi 100 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit

Contrabobo God 100 Points

07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once

I'm The Greatest 100 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all

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Africa Dudes

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

There 25 Points

Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points

Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points

Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Alkie Kong 2

Medals Earned: 6/16 (95/500 points)

Six Pack 5 Points

Find 6 bottles.

Worship the Mighty 5 Points

View the high scores.

Great Listener 10 Points

Do not skip any of Max's speeches.

Great Defender 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.

Half Case 25 Points

Find 12 Bottles.

Vertigo 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.

Rick Rolled 5 Points

View the entire end-game movie.

Beerbot Smash 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.

Boxed Up 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.

Code Breaker 25 Points

Enter the super secret level code.

Switch Off 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.

Bat Crazy 50 Points

Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.

Full Case 50 Points

Find 24 bottles.

Olympian 50 Points

Beat the game without dying on normal mode.

Survivalist 50 Points

Beat the game without dying on easy mode.

Drunken Deity 100 Points

Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Back to the Cubeture 1

Medals Earned: 3/9 (175/500 points)

Ultimate Savior 25 Points

Defend the weak.

Playboy 50 Points

Find the adult pleasure.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points

Complete the Game.

Ultimate Bully 25 Points

Bully the weak.

Ultimate Pest 25 Points

Bully your own boss.

Ultimate Spitter 25 Points

Real cowboys spit a lot.

Nature Boy 50 Points

Become one with the desert

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points

Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Nude Boy 100 Points

Walk around (almost) naked.

BearBound

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/90 points)

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Merit Badge 10 Points

Find the camp.

Bear it all 25 Points

Get a career.

Look Down on Me 25 Points

Find the secret temple.

StarBound 25 Points

Find the rocket ship.

Butcherbugs

Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)

Puberty 10 Points

Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!

Temporal Lobe 50 Points

Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!

Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points

Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!