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Posted by SardonicSamurai - February 17th, 2009

So I've always been interested in vidcasting or doing whacky stupid shit on camera. What better place to act stupid for the amusement of others than newgrounds?

So basically I plan on using myself and my tankman figure from newgrounds to help announce the Newgrounds Tank Awards for fun and practice. Something like MindChamber and staff did. Seems like it could be fun, so why not? I have college and work cock blocking me from success, but I'd still like to make an attempt. This will give me a break from looking at programming books and blank flash documents, lol ;D

Posted by SardonicSamurai - February 6th, 2009

Oh hello there alcohol!

LOL no more comments because I have 21 of them :3

Posted by SardonicSamurai - February 4th, 2009

College is starting to come full swing. Things started out rough, but I'm managing and getting more organized and prepared.

First thing to happen was my car dying. A coolant hose tore, leaking out anti-freeze, thus resulting in my car overheating, which caused ONLY the main important (expensive) parts to melt enough to allow pressure in to places pressure shouldn't be entering... Or something... My Dad's the mechanic. So I bought a new car (by "new", I mean "used). It actually works well, so that was surprising, and I got it JUST before college started.

Then for over a week, I was being accused of doing things I would never do/ don't even know how to do. After ignoring the person on the phone for a week, I started receiving calls from my work and other random places, with each place saying they never called. Finally, I started getting called by a number I didn't recognize. I ignored it. They called several times, so I called back, thinking it was a wrong number. My local police department picked up.

That surprised me, so I asked if they had any business with me, and they said no one at the station was trying to contact me. So I called Verizon in question of my account, and heard that I guess there are services or devices that allow a person to change the call back number when they call to show a number that isn't actually theirs. I had them look up info as to whether or not I was calling or texting the person accusing me of harassing them, and they said I hadn't talked to them in over a week (surprise surprise, I hadn't)

So either this person is making it out that I've done all these things to her to try and get my attention, or someone else is doing this to her. Either way, I've got documented proof that I didn't do anything. Nor would I want to. I'm in fuckin' college. I don't have time for bullshit like that. If it was someone else, and not the person accusing me, I hope they feel bad for what they've put me through once they figure out I had nothing to do with it.

The greatest part about all of this is I'm getting accused of hacking shit. I have classes on programming in college. I can barely make a program, let alone HACK someones information...

Also, my 21st Birthday is Friday.

Posted by SardonicSamurai - January 29th, 2009

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We have 1.5 feet of snow on the ground. I got bored, and college was canceled. I also didn't want to bother with YOU INTERNET PEOPLE. This is a Parody of Discoverys "Man Vs Wild" series.

High Quality isn't available yet :(

Posted by SardonicSamurai - January 22nd, 2009

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Posted by SardonicSamurai - January 18th, 2009

Can't sleep... I have work in a couple hours... I get to work outside again... at least it isn't -26°F thanks to wind chill this time... It'll actually be above 0°F for tomorrow! Spent nearly $1k in a day for just one month of class and books... Hours at work were cut from 40 to 16-20; car died so i had to take a loan out for a new one. Other shit...

Hopefully going to friends tomorrow after work... At least my "new" used car starts up rather well, even when it was -26°F outside...

Posted by SardonicSamurai - January 7th, 2009

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This is an AMAZING pro game.

Posted by SardonicSamurai - January 1st, 2009

Well, 2008 has come and gone. It was a long, rough year; at least for me. I'd rather not go in to details, but I hope that 2009 brings some better times than last year did.

I'll be going back to college in the next couple of days; taking one class (my final class) for my associates in Microcomputers and then taking more courses for graphic design. The graphic design classes I KNOW will be fun, but I know my final project for my associates in Microcomputers is going to be a bitch.

I need to find a new job, because seeing as I've started going back to college, I've been a fucking cart attendant for the past several months. Through out that time, I couldn't afford new shoes or boots, so I wore shoes with holes in them (snow and ice water soaked my feet for weeks) and wore the wrong size boots (I wear a size 13 and the boots were size 11...) thus causing rather severe blistering... I went through 3 layers of skin on and between the bottoms of my toes, the base of my feet all the way to my heal and on the sides... To the point where I'd come home and my feet would be bleeding... I also loved not having health insurance for over a year, but I'll be back on it in the next couple of weeks.

As far as my resolutions for the new year, my plans are to not be as shy outside of the internet, as well as exercising more. We have an alright weight room set up in our house, so I think I'm going to start taking advantage of it. I'm already "fit", but I'd like to put on some muscle over the next couple of months.

God I hope this year is better...

Posted by SardonicSamurai - December 29th, 2008