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Steve V @SardonicSamurai

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Posted by SardonicSamurai - January 6th, 2012


So I'm pretty late in doing this, but I guess since I'm posting this here the resolution should be obvious:

TO POST AND SUBMIT TO THIS SITE MORE OFTEN.

I haven't really been apart of this site in a long time. I have my moments, but then I just fade away. Faaade away.

I figured I'd start off and make this. Just basic for now.

Also God told me to do this.

New Years Resolution


Posted by SardonicSamurai - November 24th, 2011


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
584379

I made this for you.

Be thankful you ungrateful little brats.

Also I love you.


Posted by SardonicSamurai - July 13th, 2011


I've been playing with 3 programs as of late

1) Flash (of course; who here DOESN'T play with flash from time to time amirite?!)
2) Sketchup
3) Swift 3D

I've had a basic understanding of flash for quite some time. Sketchup was really easy to jump in to, and I'd describe it as the MS Paint of 3D software. Swift is a bit of a pain in the ass at the moment, seeing as that's the most recent one I've been working with. I thought I'd show something I've been working on.

I've always wanted to have a space battle recreated in flash, and I always figured using some 3D models would be the best and coolest looking way of doing it. So after playing around for awhile, this is a little loop I put together:

Fly by

The craft isn't textured at all, and there's only default lighting, so I'll have to play around with some of that stuff. I had it textured (or at least colored) in sketchup, but when I exported to Swift, it was all like "fuck you it's not good enough start over" and I cried a little on the inside.

Also sup?

Also lil itty bitty update


Posted by SardonicSamurai - July 2nd, 2011


I'm not dead.

Just sayin.


Posted by SardonicSamurai - April 29th, 2011


Had to cancel a flight and I feel like shit. I've got weird symptoms (some only revealing themselves yesterday) including headache, migraine, congestion, lower back pain, back pain when breathing in heavily, dizziness, dark orange pee, vomitting. Sore/ burning throat.

Basicly God Damn it.

Update: I have Mono


Posted by SardonicSamurai - March 30th, 2011


New socks and a new shirt!

You jelly?

Look what I got!


Posted by SardonicSamurai - March 17th, 2011


I've always worked the day of and day after since the age of 15.

I'm gonna get shit faced.

This was important enough to FP. Shut up, you know you will too.

Also I'm not Irish.

Also I don't care. Haters gon' hate.

UPDATE: So many Irish car bombs... among other things, but that's the most st pattys day related drink so that's going down.

bluhgiwgil;wjka SO fucking happy I have today off.


Posted by SardonicSamurai - February 25th, 2011


Figured I'd show a little bit of this here flash animation. I've gotten some progress down on it, put in some of the voices, moved some tweens, fbf'd some things, etc etc. I might just be able to get this done in a few more days; we'll see. I've got a few other scenes to do and add in that aren't done (they're saved as graphics in the .fla) make a scene select screen and I should be ready ta go.

Also here it is.

Enjoy! Or don't, but it'd hurt my feelings.


Posted by SardonicSamurai - February 7th, 2011


I'm as giddy as a school girl; I got a lot of voice work to do tomorrow ^u^


Posted by SardonicSamurai - February 6th, 2011


Twenty three years old.

To think, ten years ago I was masturbating furiously to internet porn.

I think I'll celebrate by masturbating furiously.

Also they're holding a Super Bowl in my honor. Gonna watch the game with a bunch of friends and pretend every time they cheer it's for me.